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Ange Zatsudan Summary collection (1): From 7 June to 20 Oct 2020

This will be just a copy paste of some summaries I write in Discord servers. These are just parts of her zatsudan because she talk a LOT about so many things. Also there are more zatsudan than these, I only use the search function and just copy paste stuff here. I dont always make summaries as well, so there are some zatsudan that are missing. Please keep in mind about it as you read through it.

 

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Summary of Ange Zatsudan in June 6 2020
A. Her computer is getting weird, prolly hardware problem she said
b. She's serious about the toilet RTA, insisting that opening the lid by hand is faster
c. a long ass session of Nijisanji "high school parody", with her insisting Maimoto is the good old man janitor. Lize will be that proper girl who sit in the front, Inui will be behind her and Nui will be her partner in crime who will never do their homework. Lize will come and scold them
d. her highschool's study tours go out of country so that is why she cannot open which country she has visited. That is why she could not tell which country she said because "most of the time I go to other country are from school study tours"
e. Marin will never be her waifu (or anything to add to her already 8 waifus collection), but will be some new kind of relationship. And during the collab she was so nervous she actually took her drink earlier before streaming time so she could talk on stream. She also claimed in her collab she had "her break on" and managed to "withhold herself" to "Ange level" and not "SKB-bu level" during the Collab with Marin. ofc none of the FCL agreed with her words. They were both the worst kind of ojisan.
f. She picked a fight with her elementary school cousin's kid

g. Old news retold: Ange calls her father "Papa" and her older brother "An-chan". Ange's brother is over 10 years older than her, and her parents "had time they were mistaken as her grandparents"
^explains why her cousins already have kids
h. Parents are "strict" and old-style, especially with friends etc. Lize probably has never met her brother, because "my brother don't live together with my family anymore, and he went abroad a lot"
i. Ange's brother has been Da-Pump's back dancer once, good at dancing and singing, has higher voice than her, and is very smart. Ange said all of her family members are smart except her.

j. Mikoto-sama has been bugging Ange off streams, saying with her dangerously sweet voice "Ange, the lockdown is almost over, dont u promise u will go on a date with me? Ange~ Ange~ Ange~" on phone calls and Ange is now "yabai da yo na..." and said it is dangerously attractive. She said Sanbaka knows about Ange's super wide personal space kinda thing and they rarely went touchy feely on her, but she is afraid that Mikoto-sama would easily cross the gap and she could not handle it.
PS: Mikoto-sama commented "I cannot touch you?"
also PS: when Ange talked of mikoto-sama bugging her, Mikoto-sama commented, "But you promised you'll go on a date with me after lockdown is lifted..."

 

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Ange's zatsudan summar: 28 Sept 2020

Ange's birthday would be totsumachi. She has a new costume on hold atm but it seems will be really long before she got it because her mama is busy. She can ask for another artist to do it, but she insisted it to be from her mama so it will be quite some time till it is ready.
Other things she talked about: Her toilet smh seems to have trouble so it stinks> she used the same stuff her grandma used > she now feel strangely emotional when she goes to toilet, she heard Kagami's singing relay and the song reminded her of the time she ripped her pants during highschool, "Tomodachi" and her BF is making her even more worried (Tomodachi is her best friend since high school who recently got hooked up with this certain man from matchmaking app), she has a promise to eat together with Mikoto-sama (which, she didnt believe she did), she wasnt sure anyone will come to totsumachi and she was super nervous since the other two sanbaka are damn social, she is not happy with otomegames because there is nothing after being together with said men... etc etc etc
Also, Ange's manager is this beautiful lady who keeps getting more beautiful when they meet, like over her expectation everytime, and for some reason she dreamed of her manager fixing her toilet.

 

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Ange's Zatsudan 8 September 2020

a. BAN thing> when she was still in bed for her fever, she opened Marshmallo and first knew of it, and she though she was being kicked from IChikara (lol), and the first thing in her head was her talk with Utako during her last stream. Anyway she checked out her other account first with Ichikara (like Slack, etc), finding she aint got kicked out, but then realized it is a ban, but still scared of her last talk with utako, tweeted the manager, and when they said it was false ban, she was super relieved. The first persons she contacted when that happened was sanbaka.
b. When she replaced her iPad she has this oniisan whom she helped and then somehow she kept meeting in the dept store that day but she ran away from because she, being komusho, did not want to talk, even if she knew the oniisan was a good man
c. She kept getting ill in change of season, contacted parents and found out they were having a fight over her dad being told to quit drinking by her mom (this is resolved btw, she said it;s silly husband-wife small quarrel)
d. Since Mikoto-sama been playing twisted wonderland, she got hooked into it too and got into it, esp in Jack.
Other small talk. Ange kept coughing throughout the stream, though she said she did not have cough when she was really ill. Fever is gone though, but at the end of the stream she felt dizzy. That part of small talk, she said she recently dreamed she got a bf, but she did not want to have a bf, and she woke up and feeling all weird and unpleasant and she contacted Lize about it. She did not even remember how the bf look like and all. She also talked about her university time, where she got in a "fight" with her friends, because they/she were/was so dependent on her, they actually went mad at her for not visiting them when they were ill and instead went to class. comment went "aint that gf?????" she said she has "a lot" of friends like that in uni and she "does not mind it"

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Ange's Zatsudan 16 Sept 2020

Ange zatsudan's summary (which I remember, I am sorry I am unwell today so): She wanted to make schedule meeting for October but realized it is already halfway in and just turned it into usual zatsudan instead (surprised at how fast time flies). She is asking for games to play, she had played horror again and again so she felt she should stop for a while since somehow she turn back to that. Basically tomorrow she will go for an entire day off, then by Saturday she will do Mario 35. She is thinking of doing Mario 3D series. Games that no-no for her: long RPGs, grinding, Bioshock Infinite (because she got motion sickness smh), Pokemon. She seems to be looking for games suggestion.

She ruined her stomach from eating cold bibimbab and somehow she ate kare that has went bad a few days ago. She wanted to buy Apple Watch. Lately she is super busy for so many things, she might not: a. buy new PC b. keep a pet, despite wanting so much. She almost wanted to buy kindle for her parents then realized if it linked to her account her parents will see the books she had bought, one of em is some trivia about sex like, the various way to call genitals and the many type of orgasm. She didnt buy it in the end.

Ah, also a Superchat asked Ange if she isnt buying the life-size acrylic stands of Inui and Lize and Ange was like no way, I have the real ones... if anything I would want to have their life-size ink stamp (kind of like what you do with fish ink stamp thingy). She said it is fun just thinking about the process of making it. It is one of her leisure zatsudan so it goes here and there but my mind kinda fuzzy and I feel light headed so I dont remember much... sorry. I am just happy my comment got read like twice lol. very very pointless ones tho. one was when she said, how do you want to die? dont you want a cool way to die? maybe I will meet Lize and like going, hey! Lize! then suddenly a big hole appeared and I fell in and Lize goes Ah! and find me dead? ... wait, that is bad.
me: Lize will be traumatized
her: that's true, Lize'd traumatized and she'd like panicked and screamed and Inui be like "calm down calm down" or smthing

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Ange's Zatsudan 19 October 2020

Ange's zatsudan summary:
She bought Applewatch. She doesnt use watch often so tbh she isnt that accustomed to have anything on her hand, but she bought it because she loves gadget and anyway. She gotta changed provider to the ones providing Applewatch (since she didnt use AU or Docomo) and thus she cant use her applewatch right away. The shop attendant was like, putting it in the box but Ange was like I wanna wear it home! "but it isnt working yet" "I wanna!" so anyway she brought home a still not working applewatch. She tryna opened it up and the applewatch was actually trying to find the iPhone it is with, and she just realized it kept searching after reaching the ramen-place since the iPhone of the person beside her went on and now she had that instance of saying sorry to stranger and telling people NOT to turn on their applewatch if it isnt integrated to iPhone yet (Ange...)

basically that is 30 minutes of applewatch talking. then she had encounter with a couple going ichaicha before her eyes (you eyes so beautiful it suck me in~~ *hugs), her changing her keyboard because she spilled her udon, her lately starts listening to dog ASMR (corgi running, eating watermelon, etc), her niconico douga history.... 

Ange said all of her Apple devices, even if could be used by tethering, she picked the cellular one so all of em could connect to internet anytime without having to rely on wi-fi to tether to something so all have dedicated internet. 

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I will probably do more of these kind of summaries, idk, depend on mood. Sorry that it is just copy paste. Cheers